Can’t eat anything or drink anything after midnight tonight. I’m already thirsty and hungry. I’m going to eat an entire pizza and a jug of soda at 11:59 PM, just to make sure I don’t die of thirst and hunger on the operating table Friday.
A new report says a Barbie toy has been found with high levels of lead. But, honestly, if your kid is licking their Barbie dolls, you’ve got a much bigger problem.
A company in London is offering translation services to parents, especially celebrities, so that they don’t accidentally give their baby a cute-sounding name that actually has less pleasant meanings in other languages. Perhaps that would have changed things for Gwyneth Paltrow’s youngest child, Guano.
Police say the New Jersey man they arrested after his vehicle hit a cyclist lost control of his vehicle because he was texting a drug deal. Did you ever just have one of those days?
Eggo waffles are disappearing from store shelves. That’s because a summer flood at Kellogg’s Atlanta factory and equipment problems at a Rossville, Tennessee, plant have hampered production of the popular Eggo. And the shortage may last a while. Kellogg says in a statement on its website: "Eggo is working around the clock to bring everyone's favorite waffles back to store shelves as quickly as possible. We hope to regain full distribution of Eggo products by the middle of 2010." Dark days are coming for at-home American breakfasts, mark my words….
A judge in Boston has ruled that airport officials violated the rights of a Rastafarian baggage handler at Logan Airport, Josue Brissot, when they hired him with dreadlocks, and then tried to fire him for not cutting them off. See---this is a case of the airport officials not being very smart. If you really want to fire this Rastafarian---don't tell him to cut his dreadlocks...Ask him for a urine test!
Thursday, November 19, 2009
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